Propagannon

The mainstream "liberal" media has done such a bad job of covering this story, you may be unaware of who Jeff Gannon/James Guckert is. Here's a quick rundown.

Jeff Gannon's real name is James Guckert. He managed to obtain White House press passes daily for two years without having any real press credentials and using a fake name. He also had a side "business" whoring himself and his 8+ inch cut penis out to any man who asked. At the same time, he wrote anti-gay articles for a right-wing organization called Talon News which is associated with GOPUSA. Apparently, the left-wing blogosphere has access to more information than the secret service where James Guckert is concerned.

James would probably never have been caught by the lefties if he'd kept his questions objective. But no. Since he reports right-wing hackery, he had to ask this question:

How can you work with those who are divorced from reality?

He was speaking specifically about senate Dems regarding the economy. This, of course, rang alarm bells. It was hardly an objective question. So with a little hunting around, those at dailykos and other lefty blogs outed JeffJames GannonGuckert as a right-wing shill who was also a gay hooker. This led to the tighty-righties shrieking about invasion of James's personal life and accusations of homophobia. Of course, these objections were desperation. After all, when your personal life is plastered all over gay "escort" websites, it's hardly personal is it? After this outing, James went on Wolf Blitzer's show to cry and snivel that his family had been harassed and he'd even been followed to church by crazed liberals. This was, of course, utter codswallop considering that no lefty bloggers had known or put out his real name during the time he claims his family was harassed. Unless his entire family uses the same fake last name, James was dredging for sympathy by lying. That's about par for the course. Blitzer proved during the interview yet again how much of a tool he is. He lobbed softballs at James and never tried to follow-up on any claims that James made. Maybe Blitzer likes a man in uniform too.

Now after a few weeks, James decided to open up his own blog. The scrolling banner at the top of the page says this:

"So feared by the Left it had to take me down"

No, James, we don't fear you at all. Pity you, maybe, but not fear you. You were taken down because you're a fraud, a fake, a phony and a whore in more ways than one. You are like a naughty child who just doesn't get it, even after a good ass whooping. You were spanked so badly by the blogosphere, your ass is now one of the objects than can be seen from space. You were spanked so badly, several charities are taking money to buy aloe vera gel to cool your ass. You were spanked so badly, it takes billions of light years to get from unspanked to you.

So please, James, realize you risk embarassing yourself even further and you will receive another good spanking, but it won't be from a "client".